I was going to bring one of Anne’s Pasties’ to this and enter it as my own – but I was told that would be fraud… and they’re ineligible because they’re not crimped on the side. Well, they wouldn’t have stood a chance anyway because my mother is entering this year! “And everyone’s agreed, their mothers make the best.” That’s a line from our brand new pasty song by the way. Be there for its début on Saturday at 1pm in the Mediterranean Dome… Mm… Mediterranean Pasties – they don’t do them any more at Rowe’s do they? They were great. And only £1.30 too. Bargain.